Giveaway-Improper Cross-Stitch: 35+ Properly Naughty Patterns
Leave a comment in today’s post by Aug 23, 2018 and you are in the running for this fun and snarky cross-stitch book.
Open to U. S. residents only please.
A fun, witty, nerdy, and irreverent craft book for the modern cross-stitcher.
Sometimes it’s good to be a little…improper. Profane, funny, and smart, Haley Pierson-Cox’s IMPROPER CROSS-STITCH invites the modern crafter to bring personality and humor to their cross stitch projects. From a fully designed “Damn it feels good to be a crafter” to the beautiful Art Deco inspired “fuck,” Haley’s patterns are fresh, lively and just what the crafter ordered.
In this book, she’ll introduce readers to the joys of stitching the naughty, the profane, the irreverent, and the just plain awesome. First, she starts with a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, no previous experience required. Then, once readers know your way around an embroidery hoop and a skein of floss, the books moves on to the designs?35 in total, ranging from hip, to nerdy, to ironically domestic?where Haley encourages crafters to embrace their inner snark with gleeful abandon.
Her easy to follow instructions and colorful designs can make a cross stitcher out of anyone. In all her years of crafting, Haley’s learned many things, but this simple fact remains one of the most important: There is absolutely nothing in this world quite so satisfying as enshrining something deeply inappropriate within the delicate stitches of a cross-stitch sampler. It’s truly one of life’s great delights!
Pick me please!
Christmas gifts!
Fingers crossed – looks fun!
I do so love cross stitch with TUDE!!!
This has been on my Amazon wish list for a while!
Yes, please!
These patterns would make for some really fun Christmas gifts! Love it!
I love this!!
I’ve had this on my Amazon wish list for ages!
I am so excited. I will be 60 in a few months and I need to up my bawdy game.
I am always inappropriate & I love making inappropriate crafts. I would enjoy adding to my collection.
Looks fun!
I never realized there were naughty patterns. I happened on it by accident and am so excited to see it.
I would make everything in this book!!!!! This would make my daughter want to learn how to cross stitch
I haven’t done cross stitch in a while & would love this book to get back into this craft.
I love this! ! I would FINALLY stitch something for myself! Lol
I love cross stitch and absolutely LOVE anything sassy and snarky 😀 Would love to win this book 😀
I would love to use this book to make some Christmas presents! It sounds like so much fun.
Love the gnomes on the cover! Would love to add some snark to my stitches!
Bwahaha! Perfect.
I love sassy and snarky cross stitch! What a great giveaway – thanks!
Love cross stitch. Have at least three projects going most of the time.
Omigosh! I need this book! Improper is my middle name….
and almost hubby’s first name! (we DO have a lot of fun around here)
Seriously would love to win this book….count me in, please!
The cover reminds me of some guys and gals I know and love. I think it would be fun to make for them.
I’m a very snarky person! This would be so much fun. Thanks for the chance to win.
This is right up my valley. Not that I am snarky or anything. Nope, not I. LOL I think I NEED this book.
Totally rad!
Just the excuse I needed to pick cross stitch back up!
What a f@#king stress reliever this book would be!
I love cross stitch with attitude ( no platitudes here!) lol
*snicker* This looks like a treat! What a wonderful subversive way to show off your stitching skills!
I never realized there were so many other snarky cross-stitch lovers out there in the world! Guess I need to work on my social skills, too!
Great idea!
I have had this book on my wish list for ages!
These look like great fun
Sassy cross stitch patterns got me back to stitching!!! This book looks really fun!!!!
Maybe I could get my male students to try crosstitch with this book!
I love to cross stitch. Did stockings for my grand kids. I am an ornery ol’ gal and love that kind of stuff. I also wear some smart ass t-shirts and my grand kids love to hang with me. Thanks for allowing me to sign up.
I love the idea of this book! It’s so me!
I’ve had this on my wish list for ages!!!!
Right up my snarky alley!
OH, I really need this!! Snarky sarcasm is my first language! Totally love this idea!
Thanks for the chance to win. I haven’t cross stitched since I was about 10 & I’m 58 now. So I’m glad the book includes directions for how to cross stitch. And snark & sarcasm are the only reason I’m not in jail. I waited tables for 20+ yrs., & all those kitchens are full of sharp knives. If it weren’t for snarky comments, to annoying customers I’d most certainly be in jail!
I need this
My teenage daughter is learning to x-stitch. I think this would give her incentive to do more… 🙂
This is one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen! I would be honored to receive this gift!!!
Love the sass…
will be what I leave behind for grandkids… a little bit of improper goes a long way to having fun!
Sweet!
Fun!
Please pick me. This book has me written all over it!!!!!!
Adding this to my wish list.