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Giveaway-Improper Cross-Stitch: 35+ Properly Naughty Patterns

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Giveaway-Improper Cross-Stitch: 35+ Properly Naughty Patterns

Leave a comment in today’s post by Aug 23, 2018 and you are in the running for this fun and snarky cross-stitch book.

Open to U. S. residents only please.

A fun, witty, nerdy, and irreverent craft book for the modern cross-stitcher.

Sometimes it’s good to be a little…improper. Profane, funny, and smart, Haley Pierson-Cox’s IMPROPER CROSS-STITCH invites the modern crafter to bring personality and humor to their cross stitch projects. From a fully designed “Damn it feels good to be a crafter” to the beautiful Art Deco inspired “fuck,” Haley’s patterns are fresh, lively and just what the crafter ordered.

In this book, she’ll introduce readers to the joys of stitching the naughty, the profane, the irreverent, and the just plain awesome. First, she starts with a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, no previous experience required. Then, once readers know your way around an embroidery hoop and a skein of floss, the books moves on to the designs?35 in total, ranging from hip, to nerdy, to ironically domestic?where Haley encourages crafters to embrace their inner snark with gleeful abandon.

Her easy to follow instructions and colorful designs can make a cross stitcher out of anyone. In all her years of crafting, Haley’s learned many things, but this simple fact remains one of the most important: There is absolutely nothing in this world quite so satisfying as enshrining something deeply inappropriate within the delicate stitches of a cross-stitch sampler. It’s truly one of life’s great delights!

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Comments

  11. I am always inappropriate & I love making inappropriate crafts. I would enjoy adding to my collection.

  13. I never realized there were naughty patterns. I happened on it by accident and am so excited to see it.

  14. I would make everything in this book!!!!! This would make my daughter want to learn how to cross stitch

  17. I love cross stitch and absolutely LOVE anything sassy and snarky 😀 Would love to win this book 😀

  18. I would love to use this book to make some Christmas presents! It sounds like so much fun.

  23. Omigosh! I need this book! Improper is my middle name….
    and almost hubby’s first name! (we DO have a lot of fun around here)
    Seriously would love to win this book….count me in, please!

  24. The cover reminds me of some guys and gals I know and love. I think it would be fun to make for them.

  26. This is right up my valley. Not that I am snarky or anything. Nope, not I. LOL I think I NEED this book.

  31. *snicker* This looks like a treat! What a wonderful subversive way to show off your stitching skills!

  32. I never realized there were so many other snarky cross-stitch lovers out there in the world! Guess I need to work on my social skills, too!
    Great idea!

  37. I love to cross stitch. Did stockings for my grand kids. I am an ornery ol’ gal and love that kind of stuff. I also wear some smart ass t-shirts and my grand kids love to hang with me. Thanks for allowing me to sign up.

  42. Thanks for the chance to win. I haven’t cross stitched since I was about 10 & I’m 58 now. So I’m glad the book includes directions for how to cross stitch. And snark & sarcasm are the only reason I’m not in jail. I waited tables for 20+ yrs., & all those kitchens are full of sharp knives. If it weren’t for snarky comments, to annoying customers I’d most certainly be in jail!

  44. My teenage daughter is learning to x-stitch. I think this would give her incentive to do more… 🙂

  45. This is one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen! I would be honored to receive this gift!!!

  46. Love the sass…
    will be what I leave behind for grandkids… a little bit of improper goes a long way to having fun!

Have you read?

I Found a Table Made from Mannequin Legs—and I’m Still Not Over It

 

manequin table recycled

Okay, I have to tell you about one of the most bizarre-yet-brilliant DIYs I’ve come across in a while. While scrolling through google (as one does when deep into a late-night upcycling rabbit hole), I stumbled on a video tutorial for a table made out of mannequin legs. And honestly? I couldn’t look away.

This project is peak creative chaos—in the best way. The concept is exactly what it sounds like: four mannequin legs, flipped and fixed in place, supporting a standard tabletop. It’s got this quirky, surreal vibe that makes it feel part high fashion, part modern art installation. Think: Tim Burton meets IKEA.

What I loved most about this video is how surprisingly accessible it is. The creator breaks the process down clearly—so even though the end result looks totally wild, the steps are manageable. You’ll need a few tools and a decent amount of glue or screws (depending on how permanent you want this table to be), but nothing too technical.

Design-wise, this piece is an absolute conversation starter. It would look amazing in a creative studio, a funky coffee shop, or even as a statement piece in a minimalist home—anywhere you want to break the “normal furniture” mold. The contrast between the realistic mannequin legs and a basic tabletop is just the right kind of weird.

If you’re into recycled home decor, eco-conscious DIY projects, or just love adding some unexpected personality to your space, this one’s worth bookmarking. Whether or not you ever make it yourself, it’s guaranteed to make you see mannequins—and furniture—in a whole new way.

Catch the full tutorial and see the visual magic for yourself on Recyclart. Just be prepared to say, “Wait, is that a leg?” every time someone visits your house.