Giveaway-Improper Cross-Stitch: 35+ Properly Naughty Patterns
Leave a comment in today’s post by Aug 23, 2018 and you are in the running for this fun and snarky cross-stitch book.
Open to U. S. residents only please.
A fun, witty, nerdy, and irreverent craft book for the modern cross-stitcher.
Sometimes it’s good to be a little…improper. Profane, funny, and smart, Haley Pierson-Cox’s IMPROPER CROSS-STITCH invites the modern crafter to bring personality and humor to their cross stitch projects. From a fully designed “Damn it feels good to be a crafter” to the beautiful Art Deco inspired “fuck,” Haley’s patterns are fresh, lively and just what the crafter ordered.
In this book, she’ll introduce readers to the joys of stitching the naughty, the profane, the irreverent, and the just plain awesome. First, she starts with a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, no previous experience required. Then, once readers know your way around an embroidery hoop and a skein of floss, the books moves on to the designs?35 in total, ranging from hip, to nerdy, to ironically domestic?where Haley encourages crafters to embrace their inner snark with gleeful abandon.
Her easy to follow instructions and colorful designs can make a cross stitcher out of anyone. In all her years of crafting, Haley’s learned many things, but this simple fact remains one of the most important: There is absolutely nothing in this world quite so satisfying as enshrining something deeply inappropriate within the delicate stitches of a cross-stitch sampler. It’s truly one of life’s great delights!
I LOVE snarky cross stitch!! Looks like a fun book!!
Ha ha! I love it!
Cheekiness & Cross Stitch!
This would be fun and different to stitch up!
Omgosh. I so need this book. Sometimes people think I’m inappropriate too. Sometimes I am. 🙂
Omg……makes me want to cross stitch again! Love it!
I’ve been wanting to start cross-stitching… This book sounds like the perfect way for me begin! Thank you so much for this opportunity!!
I love this! Thanks for the fun giveaway.
I want to some for my roommate
I’ve seen this and would LOVE it! Looks hilarious
I would love to have this! I love cross stitch and the more improper the better!
This is right up my alley!!! Love this!
Omg this is awesome I could make some great gifts with this
I love cross stitch, especially mixing things like this with traditional aspects!
I love crosstitching it sounds like a fun giveaway.
Cute! Thanks for the giveaway!
This would entertain me on long winter nights.
Perfect for presents!!!
I love to cross stitch and the title intrigued me. Sounds like a fun book!
This would into cross stitching. Fun!
I love sarcasm, especially in my cross stitching.
My friends and I love to gather together and stitch different snarky sayings. We would love to look through this book for inspiration.
This book sounds like a good time. Been cross stiching since I was 5 years old. Hope I win.
I know many friends that I would to stitch up something Improper cross stitch patterns for.
This would make a great gift for my sister. And a completed project would be perfect for my brother.
This is the cross stitch book I have always needed but didn’t have. I wish we could all win. So much fun!
Oh, this looks like fun! I can think of many friends to make something snarky for!
Love cross stitching and the book looks like sooo much fun!
Why would any legitimate cross stitcher want to stitch something like this?
Snarky? Fun? Right up my alley
I have a new obsession with this old tradition. This book will help me decorate my walls which are already filled with other sarcastic cross stitches. They are great conversation pieces and I can’t wait to add to them.
Sounds so amusing! Fingers crossed that I’ll have a winning number:)
Perfect! In desperate need of improper cross-stitch patterns!!
I would love to win this book. I already have some recipients in mind.
Thank you,
I am out of work and totally bored. This would keep me busy creating some interesting Christmas gifts for my witty family members who seem to be difficult to buy for. Great idea to create something like this. Very unique!
What a great giveaway.
I absolutely love this! My grandma taught me cross stitch and it’s been a while since I’ve done it, would love to get back into it with this,!
Should I NOT be a lucky winner, where can I buy this? Christmas gift list done.
I love to cross stitch, but never tried anything like this before! Looks fun!
Omg love it
This looks like so much fun!
This book looks awesome! I love cross stitching!
Oh how funny and fun!! I’ve loved cross stitch since I was a kid…more years than I like to admit!! ?
I love this. What a fun thing to give at Christmas
If I won this book, I would definitely give it to my daughter–she loves cross stitch and makes her own patterns for most stuff. But she would the snarky, irreverent patterns promised here.
Oh my word! Snarky indeed-lol! Thank you, Susan
This looks like a fun book. Would definitely put a smile on your face while stitching! Thank you for a chance to win.
I would love to have this book. I think it would be fun to cross stitch Snarky
Great way to “holding your tongue,” without actually doing it!
looks like fun but will have to really concentrate on who i give what.