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Giveaway-Improper Cross-Stitch: 35+ Properly Naughty Patterns

August 14, 2018 by Stefanie Girard

Giveaway-Improper Cross-Stitch: 35+ Properly Naughty Patterns

Leave a comment in today’s post by Aug 23, 2018 and you are in the running for this fun and snarky cross-stitch book.

Open to U. S. residents only please.

A fun, witty, nerdy, and irreverent craft book for the modern cross-stitcher.

Sometimes it’s good to be a little…improper. Profane, funny, and smart, Haley Pierson-Cox’s IMPROPER CROSS-STITCH invites the modern crafter to bring personality and humor to their cross stitch projects. From a fully designed “Damn it feels good to be a crafter” to the beautiful Art Deco inspired “fuck,” Haley’s patterns are fresh, lively and just what the crafter ordered.

In this book, she’ll introduce readers to the joys of stitching the naughty, the profane, the irreverent, and the just plain awesome. First, she starts with a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, no previous experience required. Then, once readers know your way around an embroidery hoop and a skein of floss, the books moves on to the designs?35 in total, ranging from hip, to nerdy, to ironically domestic?where Haley encourages crafters to embrace their inner snark with gleeful abandon.

Her easy to follow instructions and colorful designs can make a cross stitcher out of anyone. In all her years of crafting, Haley’s learned many things, but this simple fact remains one of the most important: There is absolutely nothing in this world quite so satisfying as enshrining something deeply inappropriate within the delicate stitches of a cross-stitch sampler. It’s truly one of life’s great delights!

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Comments

  1. Bonney says

    August 14, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    I LOVE snarky cross stitch!! Looks like a fun book!!

  2. Katie says

    August 14, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    Ha ha! I love it!

  3. SB says

    August 14, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    Cheekiness & Cross Stitch!

  4. lee says

    August 14, 2018 at 7:40 pm

    This would be fun and different to stitch up!

  5. Magical Mystical Mimi says

    August 14, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    Omgosh. I so need this book. Sometimes people think I’m inappropriate too. Sometimes I am. 🙂

  6. Donna says

    August 14, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    Omg……makes me want to cross stitch again! Love it!

  7. BrendaE says

    August 14, 2018 at 8:59 pm

    I’ve been wanting to start cross-stitching… This book sounds like the perfect way for me begin! Thank you so much for this opportunity!!

  8. molly tobias says

    August 14, 2018 at 9:14 pm

    I love this! Thanks for the fun giveaway.

  9. Terri says

    August 14, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    I want to some for my roommate

  10. Sharon Wurm says

    August 14, 2018 at 10:03 pm

    I’ve seen this and would LOVE it! Looks hilarious

  11. Amber Haran says

    August 14, 2018 at 10:18 pm

    I would love to have this! I love cross stitch and the more improper the better!

  12. Linda says

    August 14, 2018 at 10:39 pm

    This is right up my alley!!! Love this!

  13. Elizabeth Simpson says

    August 14, 2018 at 11:56 pm

    Omg this is awesome I could make some great gifts with this

  14. Amelia Hollows says

    August 15, 2018 at 12:05 am

    I love cross stitch, especially mixing things like this with traditional aspects!

  15. 4ks2t says

    August 15, 2018 at 12:19 am

    I love crosstitching it sounds like a fun giveaway.

  16. Brenna Z says

    August 15, 2018 at 3:20 am

    Cute! Thanks for the giveaway!

  17. Michele Peckham says

    August 15, 2018 at 5:50 am

    This would entertain me on long winter nights.

  18. Terri says

    August 15, 2018 at 7:05 am

    Perfect for presents!!!

  19. Donna Rinckel says

    August 15, 2018 at 7:12 am

    I love to cross stitch and the title intrigued me. Sounds like a fun book!

  20. Bobbi says

    August 15, 2018 at 7:17 am

    This would into cross stitching. Fun!

  21. Eric Dowson says

    August 15, 2018 at 7:45 am

    I love sarcasm, especially in my cross stitching.

  22. Heather McCleery says

    August 15, 2018 at 7:57 am

    My friends and I love to gather together and stitch different snarky sayings. We would love to look through this book for inspiration.

  23. Nichole Miranda says

    August 15, 2018 at 8:25 am

    This book sounds like a good time. Been cross stiching since I was 5 years old. Hope I win.

  24. Mary Mac says

    August 15, 2018 at 8:28 am

    I know many friends that I would to stitch up something Improper cross stitch patterns for.

  25. Beka says

    August 15, 2018 at 8:49 am

    This would make a great gift for my sister. And a completed project would be perfect for my brother.

  26. MARY GLASS says

    August 15, 2018 at 8:51 am

    This is the cross stitch book I have always needed but didn’t have. I wish we could all win. So much fun!

  27. Florentina says

    August 15, 2018 at 8:59 am

    Oh, this looks like fun! I can think of many friends to make something snarky for!

  28. Debbie Kaste says

    August 15, 2018 at 9:12 am

    Love cross stitching and the book looks like sooo much fun!

  29. Mary says

    August 15, 2018 at 9:29 am

    Why would any legitimate cross stitcher want to stitch something like this?

  30. Kim K. says

    August 15, 2018 at 9:44 am

    Snarky? Fun? Right up my alley

  31. Meghan says

    August 15, 2018 at 9:49 am

    I have a new obsession with this old tradition. This book will help me decorate my walls which are already filled with other sarcastic cross stitches. They are great conversation pieces and I can’t wait to add to them.

  32. Patty Manders says

    August 15, 2018 at 9:49 am

    Sounds so amusing! Fingers crossed that I’ll have a winning number:)

  33. Lisa C. says

    August 15, 2018 at 9:58 am

    Perfect! In desperate need of improper cross-stitch patterns!!

  34. Nan Davis says

    August 15, 2018 at 10:07 am

    I would love to win this book. I already have some recipients in mind.
    Thank you,

  35. Diana Sweeney says

    August 15, 2018 at 10:07 am

    I am out of work and totally bored. This would keep me busy creating some interesting Christmas gifts for my witty family members who seem to be difficult to buy for. Great idea to create something like this. Very unique!

  36. Bridget Murphy says

    August 15, 2018 at 10:07 am

    What a great giveaway.

  37. erinbethy says

    August 15, 2018 at 10:09 am

    I absolutely love this! My grandma taught me cross stitch and it’s been a while since I’ve done it, would love to get back into it with this,!

  38. Suzanne Sawyer Battaglia says

    August 15, 2018 at 10:09 am

    Should I NOT be a lucky winner, where can I buy this? Christmas gift list done.

  39. Charena Camacho says

    August 15, 2018 at 10:10 am

    I love to cross stitch, but never tried anything like this before! Looks fun!

  40. Anna-Marie says

    August 15, 2018 at 10:26 am

    Omg love it

  41. Darlene Holte says

    August 15, 2018 at 10:27 am

    This looks like so much fun!

  42. Melina Montague says

    August 15, 2018 at 10:43 am

    This book looks awesome! I love cross stitching!

  43. DeeDee says

    August 15, 2018 at 10:49 am

    Oh how funny and fun!! I’ve loved cross stitch since I was a kid…more years than I like to admit!! ?

  44. Aundrea Gore says

    August 15, 2018 at 11:11 am

    I love this. What a fun thing to give at Christmas

  45. Bonnie says

    August 15, 2018 at 11:12 am

    If I won this book, I would definitely give it to my daughter–she loves cross stitch and makes her own patterns for most stuff. But she would the snarky, irreverent patterns promised here.

  46. spierssusan says

    August 15, 2018 at 11:12 am

    Oh my word! Snarky indeed-lol! Thank you, Susan

  47. Barbara F. says

    August 15, 2018 at 11:17 am

    This looks like a fun book. Would definitely put a smile on your face while stitching! Thank you for a chance to win.

  48. Deborah Armstrong says

    August 15, 2018 at 11:30 am

    I would love to have this book. I think it would be fun to cross stitch Snarky

  49. Rosemary says

    August 15, 2018 at 11:42 am

    Great way to “holding your tongue,” without actually doing it!

  50. Mary Quinn says

    August 15, 2018 at 12:04 pm

    looks like fun but will have to really concentrate on who i give what.

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